By John
We are starting a grass roots, non-green, full stimulus package, hands-out political party called the ICFBG, or Independent Citizens for Bigger Government. If you would like to join you will not have to have a job. It would be better if you had no money otherwise you would not quite feel the compete satisfaction in getting something for nothing, and as a new wave of united independent citizens for a bigger government, we simply do not have to take anymore responsibility for anything. And that's very satisfying. Especially since, as farmers, we shouldn’t have to grow anything by definition - which is the definition of free money. Then we could rely on the rest of the working world - such as the dictatorships in Venezuela - to feed the US citizens. Plus other third world thinking countries that take our money (after lending it to us) and build themselves into superpowers.
Like China did. Like China does. Like China is still doing.
But who wants to be a super power anymore? We made apologies to the whole world and now we have to rely on that apology. No more water boarding, too. This will save our SEALS and other military from having to undergo it - AND WE DO NOT want them desensitized to the warm and fuzzy nature of all-out-war with those who love all-out-war with you, me and your children just fine.
So if you want to join this is what you have to do: Quit your job and go on unemployment. If you are a farmer, stop growing for the nation and just grow for yourself and immediate family; try to think of another name for our new movement as people are getting mixed messages; advise the youth of today that they will never be millionaires - never have that American Dream because if they make somewhere between 60K and 150K a year (these numbers are getting lower by the month) they will certainly not be able to keep much of it.
The cost of everything you need to be successful is going to skyrocket, too. If you want that American Dream you will need to hire more people to work for you, so incrementally, you can get just a bit more - but then workman’s comp is going to go through the roof with carpal tunnel SYNDROME claims which will take a huge slice out that Millionaires Dream; if you want to expand there are no tax credits to expand so you cut your American Dream in half again - and go twice as slow. You are now 45 years old and nearly beaten.
Throw a couple of lawsuits in there where the lawyers make a few bucks off you because the “slip and falls” are already starting to come in with this socialist economy. And you are still one of the few who has anything to sue for. Everyone else has the same existence.
If you want a McMansion forget it, because there's already those who want to level them for affordable housing - for those who cannot afford it due to all of the above. Those who have successfully sued you moved to other countries with the carpal tunnel money.
So what's the point where's initiatives to do better, better ones self, has been removed. Again, what is the point?
If you want to join ICFBG you just have to be prepared to have a new low expectation of the American Dream. Very Low Self Esteem is not essential but good if you are grooming yourself or kids for the future.
The Real, Old Style, Traditional American Dream will, in the future, make you a prisoner of your visions - and you know what unrequited love feels like: Never getting what you want but are willing to work for it; that sick, visceral gut-punch that drags on and on even in your sleep. Deprived of an invigorating life. That is the new "American Dream". The Old Traditional One is Unreachable: Never getting to be that millionaire status. Ever.
So join us, the Independent Citizens for Bigger Government! That way you get some free stuff and still have a modicum of dignity left with the “Independent” part.
Is this a cool idea or what!
(If you have college-aged kids or kids in college, or even high-schoolers in the nest, email them the link to this page ).
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